Once upon a time, in a magical place called Northbridge, there lived a beautiful schnauzer called Maurice, a truly marvellous dog.
In fact we've heard tell, if you visit Northbridge today, you may even get to meet Maurice. We met Maurice one day when Kevin was doing a bit of gardening...
Maurice stopped by and asked Kevin how the gardening was going, and announced that he seemed to have misplaced his home.
He pointed to his collar, which had his name and a phone number, that's how we learned his name was Maurice (what a great name - so much better than spot don't you think?) (Not that we have anything against spot as a name - just sayin.)
Anyway, back to the story, in a dog's whisker, before you can say schmackos, his dad called around and collected him, and they went home, and the story ended happily ever after (because that's how all good stories end - and we love happy dog stories).
How marvellous. The end.
